Listen. I know it's not a Sabres jersey but it is somewhat Sabres related- and we just beat the piss out of them so I ask you this: Can you even kind of believe this bullshit? It's like one of those Highlights for children pictures where you have to pick out things in a picture that are fucked up. Except in this picture everything is Jeff Conaway fucked up. This is the visual equivalent of huffing jenkem. Admitedly, I am supremely biased against the President* and the ass clowns that killed the Hartford Whalers, but look at this horse shit. Have you ever seen a larger gaggle of grinning, self satisfied, deluded mongoloids? The only real question I have is who gave Joe Camel the authority to hand anything to the President* of the United States? If he were to be cleared to do so the only thing being handed over should have been a mellow, satisfying box of Camel lights. And what the fuck is George laughing at? The fact that there is a statistically significant percentage of the dog population that could out preform him in any number of standardized intelligence tests? Fuck this whole fucking thing. I just want a picture of Ryan Miller handing a number 44 jersey to Barack Obama. Oh, wait thats Anderj Sekera's number. Actually, he would look great in a Sekera jersey. Because getting your own name on the back of a jersey is for losers. (as I make an "L" with my right hand and hold it up to my forehead)
*It is a substantiated fact that Bush stole the 2000 and possibly the 2004 election. If you don't think so, go get a bush jersey.
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Like anybody gives 2 fucking shits about what some dimwitted geek html junkie sabres (buffalo doesnt deserve to be capitalized)fan thinks about what should and shouldnt be done to a 150 dollar jersey. You and your fucking smurf shit blue team make me want to barf, you fucking douche bag.
After what happened with Drury and Briere how can you blame anyone for not wanting to commit to a player thats just going to leave your shithole city. You should be happy that you inbred fucks even have fan support for your shit stained club.
Get a fucking life fag.
I'm actually honored that you think I know anything about html. The extent of my computer ability begins and ends with cutting and pasting. However, you are surprisingly accurate in your witty and thoughtful critique of my blog, the Sabres as a team and and organization and The city if Buffalo. However I find it impossible to ignore the fact that you named yourself after one of our "inbred fucks". Good luck building an entire franchise around a kid from our "shithole city". So thank you toewsnkane1988! For taking all of the work of making fun of you on the internet and doing it for me and not even realizing it.
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