Tuesday, March 4, 2008

THIS IS THE TARGET!



What you are looking at is a meticulous computer simulation of what the real Santiago's jersey looks like. It was submitted by huge Santiago admirer and former witness Billy G. Do not be mistaken and think I don't still need a real photograph. This is simply the sweaty rag you wave in front of the bloodhounds. Sightings seem centered around the Tops on Grant St. and radiate out as far as Chippewa St. If you party around there for Sabres games keep a keen eye peeled. For that matter, if you any suspicious self- jerseys feel free to send them in. P.S. Dude. Look at that fucking thing. I think my simulation was pretty spot on.

6 comments:

MaryAnn said...

I wish I had my camera with me on Sunday... we saw a 'YASHIN' #26 Sabre jersey at the game Sunday... WTF?!?!?!

COA said...

Hey Maryann! If you see some good shit take a pic! use your phone if you have to. I need help in this thing.

carelesswhiskers said...

No one could provide picture proof...but a sabres fan was spotted at a phoenix game with the jersey #69.

the name....I DO.

Still hunting.

Mitch said...

I think that 69 jersey might be the end all holy grail of jersey pics.

DonnyJ said...

I couple years ago, I saw a girl with a Sabres jersey, number 99, and "No Goal" for the name. Is that an exception to the rule??

COA said...

Excellent question Donny! While not exactly to the specifications I have laid out on the site, anyone who gets too cute with their shit is still a douche. REMEMBER THE RULE: when in doubt, snap it out! Send it to me and I'll make all crucial determinations. I'm currently working on some special entries in this category.