Tuesday, March 4, 2008
THIS IS THE TARGET!
What you are looking at is a meticulous computer simulation of what the real Santiago's jersey looks like. It was submitted by huge Santiago admirer and former witness Billy G. Do not be mistaken and think I don't still need a real photograph. This is simply the sweaty rag you wave in front of the bloodhounds. Sightings seem centered around the Tops on Grant St. and radiate out as far as Chippewa St. If you party around there for Sabres games keep a keen eye peeled. For that matter, if you any suspicious self- jerseys feel free to send them in. P.S. Dude. Look at that fucking thing. I think my simulation was pretty spot on.