Sunday, January 25, 2009

Yeah. That says Yashin.

What could possibly explain this? Was this whale fart huffing diesel fuel? I never thought I would say this, but (deep breath in) I really hope that's their last name on the back of that Vanek jersey. Because if it's not....... That's just fucking retarded. One of the biggest disappointments in NHL history. That's bad enough. It's like that tub of shit you see walking into Buffalo wild wings with a Ryan Leaf jersey. Except its on a Bills jersey. And it has barf with tiny chunks of Cheetos on it. What amount of baby shaking produces a brain capable of such tomfoolery? Yeah I said tomfoolery! I am freaking the fuck out. Listen. I'm gonna make a cocktail and sit down for a minute. Just continue to stare in awe. I have nothing else to say.

P.S. I lied. This jersey should be set on fire and put out with a fifty gallon drum of hobo piss. Now I'm done.


Frankie said...

being the proud owner of that Yashin jersey, obviously your slightly retarded not to realize that this picture was taken during the ice bowl last season. quoting your self "The biggest disappointment in nhl history" You obviously know about the huge deal Yashin signed, and the lack of performance after the contract. You would then understand that Vanek had just signed a huge deal and was not performing any where near worth the money. So actually that jersey was quite funny, and damn near accurate. Take the "Tomfoolery" and shove it. Most likely your just jealous you did not think of it first. Mans Game Bitch.

COA said...

I see. Well the comedy of Vanek "not performing any where near worth the money" must have really killed the 4 people that got the joke. Thank God you got that one stitched up. What I like about it is how it stayed so relevant. Will you be wearing this intense comedy creating machine to the game this evening? Perhaps you have changed the name on the jersey to "Ann Coulter" to cash in on the hilarious broken jaw! Either way I'll keep my knee warm for some serious slapping.
P.S. you are a Sabres fan, right?

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